Subway Tales: It Doesn't Suck!

It's an unwritten rule in NYC subway stations that you're supposed to walk on the left side of the escalator and stand on the right. It's like the fast lane and slow lane on the highway. I'm not going to rip people in the wrong lane though. That's too obvious. This post is about the people who walk up and down on the left side as they should, but then stop walking before they hit the end as if they're trying to avoid getting sucked in. Come on people! It can't suck you in... there's not enough space! Just keep walking... it's totally safe... as long as your name isn't Kenny and you're not wearing an orange hooded jacket.