3 Birds, 1 Stone

We have the worst elevator etiquette in our office. Check out what happened this morning: Two people were already in the elevator on the first floor. Two slow walking, lazy, chatty women were walking towards the elevator at an incredibly slow speed. The people in the elevator were waiting for the two conceited bitches. I was trying to move quickly, but was behind them and being blocked. Minutes later, when they finally entered through the doors, they took their time moving in, which caused me to move in more slowly. To top it off, as the elevator moved up, one of the chatterboxes realized that she never pushed her floor number.

1. The two people in the elevator were delayed
2. I was blocked and slowed down
3. One of the idiots missed her floor and delayed herself

...three birds with but a stone.