Subway Tales: Fatman Irony

Sometimes it's a good thing to sit next to a fat guy. How is that!? It can work under certain conditions. You have to be boarding an almost empty train and you have to be there before the fat guy. It happened to me today. I went in and quickly got a corner seat. A huge guy sat next to me. He was large enough to spill into the seat next to him. So no one was able to sit next to him... not even a supermodel! So he had extra wiggle room, which resulted in more space for me as well. It's rare, goes against logic, but can happen!