2008-03-06
Disturbing Voice
The gas pumping jock I mentioned last year has another odd habit that has developed over the past 2 years. When he goes over to talk to his boss, his tough guy, football player voice automatically switches over to this super feminine, soft, girly voice. It's so unbelievably opposite from his normal voice that it's really disturbing. He does that at least twice a day... first thing in the morning and then in the afternoon. He opens the conversation with the girliest possible "hi-iii" you can imagine. Thank God I never saw his face while he's done this... and I never want to. It's so creepy! The morning trip is usually about non-work related topics. The afternoon trip is somewhat work-related, but non-productive because it consists mostly of the jock apologizing for his multiple daily blunders... and his manager forgiving him each time. Maybe that soft voice he uses actually serves a purpose!
do i know this gas pumper dude?
ReplyDeleteC'mon... there's gotta be at least one of these in every company! All offices are just alternate realities of each other.
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