Subway Tales: 1 + 1 = 1.5

I just got off the train today and heard the doors closing and reopening several times. Usually, it's someone's backpack sticking out or a large group trying to get in, with one guy holding the door open. As I looked back, to my surprise, it was a dumb cop instead! He kept sticking his nightstick out of the train so that the door would keep reopening. He was just showing off/trying to be funny in front of his female partner. His partner was just as dumb for not stopping him. There should be a new rule where male cops can't be partnered to females because their brain cell count goes down when together. 1 + 1 = 1.5. The male cop probably had his insecurities... perhaps his other nightstick is lacking.